Media Bypass printed up thousands of extra copies of itsSeptember issue, which carries a picture of the Angel of Death (AOD)on the cover. But they've already run out, and had to order up more.
An amazing array of congress-critters have been calling upthe AOD and asking him to autograph their copies. Do we have herethe makings of a new superstar? Or are they just relieved they didn'treceive Fifth Column packets detailing their financial shenanigans?
ContactVitina luxury suites has 'fessed up they are not in contact with theFifth Column, but would like to be. In the August 6 issue, Hatonnnotes: "... it appears Grandma has stated briefly in one of her printeddocuments that the "Fifth Column" is giving information and makingcontact with CONTACT! NO, THIS IS NOT SO. ...[But] if you can getus hooked up with a contact inside the Fifth Column--we would ENJOYrunning all the information they will share with us. Until then we will continue to offer what we "know from other sources" and hopeit is true. We would rather print an error than to MISS the truth ..."
If only Brother Bill had the same attitude! Brother Billdoesn't want his ex-good friend Dick Morris telling the truth. He'safraid Morris may have received a Fifth Column packet, in additionto droll attention from the Starcheap hotels in Copenhagen, and will be telling all he knowsto Special Prosecutor Kenneth Starr.
Aww, don't sweat it Brother Bill. Have another line, throw atemper tantrum, order some more troops to Saudi Arabia, and warn yourstaff about what information they can, and cannot, put in the WHODB.And tell them no, repeat NO, extracurricular sex at the Jefferson Hotel.
There is one thing, Brother Bill. Remember that day when DickMorris, perhaps covered with a patina of post-coital perspiration, called you up, and you told him that Hillary wasn't there at the WhiteHouse, and to not call when she was? Remember that day? Well, where was Hillary at that time, Brother Bill? I've been told you might want to look into that. You might find the answer very, very interesting. Before you have another temper tantrum, of course.
August 30, 1996
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